An Angel in the TARDIS
I am the angel of the second hour of Friday. I have been on earth for a thousand years, and now I am travailing with an alien who is from the north of his planet. Of course every planet has a north.


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stilaac:

kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

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3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 48,524 notes

gutsmanschoiceass:

necrophilofthefuture:

did you know that phill lewis (aka mr moseby) was charged with manslaughter in 1993

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16 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 233,662 notes
awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

1 day ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 134,761 notes
smurflewis:

so this happened

smurflewis:

so this happened

1 day ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 237,297 notes

yoenisthemenace:

He was almost President.

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 262,237 notes

the-pournival:

nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

This post is epic

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 298,690 notes

eerinaceous:

art history meme • [4/5] movements/centuries

ancient islamic art + architecture

2 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 1,075 notes

kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

2 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 390,723 notes
plays

straightwhiteboystexting:

Creepy Text Theatre by Machinima ETC

3 days ago on July 26th, 2014 | J | 3,473 notes

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

3 days ago on July 26th, 2014 | J | 562,880 notes