so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER
best literary analysis ever
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
I painted my toenails for prom, and had to remove it myself when school started again
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I feel like this is the entire nature of cats in one picture.
How did it get there?
How does it plan on getting away from there?
Why did it decide that is the best window sill?
It gives no fucks.
the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Trailer – “The Mockingjay Lives”