An Angel in the TARDIS
I am the angel of the second hour of Friday. I have been on earth for a thousand years, and now I am travailing with an alien who is from the north of his planet. Of course every planet has a north.


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2 days ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 195,311 notes

caskett-copop83:

This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”

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It’s so freaking cute.

2 days ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 108,803 notes

bluandorange:

bluandorange:

okay but can you imagine like

a week after your truck gets stolen out of the goddamn mall parking lot, you get a knock on the door and there’s fucking Captain America standing there. Says he’s here about your goddamn truck. And for a moment you wonder if…

3 days ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 10,020 notes
3 days ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 1,439 notes
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dodie-snk:

HE’S SO STUPID HE CAN’T SCRATCH HIMSELF WITHOUT FALLING DOWN THAT’S CUTE

4 days ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 32,884 notes

latenightalaska:

jhameia:

whiny-sugar-glider:

creepylurker:

they want to go fishing but ICE

bald eagles look grumpy on their best days but this is grumpy waddling and it is amazing

he walks over to the others in the last gif like “man this lake fucking sucks”

4 days ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 73,126 notes
onlylolgifs:

The kid in the back feelin it

I didn’t see that was a tooth brush, and thought Barney and friends were off to kill a bitch…

onlylolgifs:

The kid in the back feelin it

I didn’t see that was a tooth brush, and thought Barney and friends were off to kill a bitch…

4 days ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 186,173 notes
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intoxifaded:

ghosthost:

Watching this cute video can help raise money for other cute dogs. Seems like a good deal to me!

make this viral

6 days ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 18,465 notes

My visit to get screened for cancer:

Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
Nurse: "So he's your...."
Me: "Friend."
Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
Me: "11."
Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
Me: "Uh. 0."
Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
Me: "With homosexuality."
Nurse:
Me:
Nurse:
Me: "I fuck girls."
6 days ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 307,405 notes

The first two are my old glasses, the rest are my new glasses from Zenni!

6 days ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 5 notes